cheeriobyebyetata..

cov 6 rams 2

Derby County Official Site

next sunday then?

http://www.primalscreamremixed.com/

having some new fencing put up today...


"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."
Eric Morecambe

too busy staying alive...
a music for ***** soundtrack

1. ramsey lewis trio - the in crowd
2. booker t & the mg's - green onions
3. the who - i can't explain
4. the who - i can see for miles
5. small faces - tin soldier
6. martha reeves & the vandellas - nowhere to run
7. smokey robinson & the miracles - going to a go-go
8. the jam - that's entertainment
9. the jam - absolute beginners
10. arthur conley - sweet soul music
11. unknown - wade in the water
12. small faces - what'cha gonna do about it?
13. the ordinary boys - talk talk talk
14. joe loss - march of the mods
15. the jam - town called malice
16. curtis mayfield - move on up

"He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books."


"And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this is my livelihood.'


"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"


"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."


"So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'


I went to Millets and said 'I want to buy a tent.' He said 'To camp?', I said [butchly] 'Sorry, I want to buy a tent.' I said 'I also want to buy a caravan.' He said 'Camper?' I said [campily] 'Make your mind up.'


So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'"


"Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.'"


"So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'"


"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'"


"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'


"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."


"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'


tim is appearing at cabaret, nottingham sunday 22nd may
http://www.seetickets.com/see/event.asp?e%7Cartist=TIM+VINE&resultsperpage=20&filler1=see

www.timvine.com

lovely short journey turned into a bloody farce sitting in a layby at fosse park waiting for an hour....forced to listen to "the leg-ends" on century 106 .... whilst our police escort got us sorted...not the best start to proceedings (1)....some joker on one of our buses phoned 'em to say that we'd got our "champagne ready"...(2)

atmosphere good...plenty banter between us & foxes....idiakez lookilikey highlight of night (i know)

however once we kicked off derby just were not in it at all.....

missed inigo's creativity in the middle..they were first to everything...to give leicester credit they came at us like they were chasing a play-off spot...not us....

mom - tommy smith......he wants this as much as we do

duffer - tom "white hart lane" huddlestone...see ya then mate...thanks.

comedy incident - none........oh maybe the bugle(!)

after that performance george will probably send 'em to coventry....(laughs)

oh yes...

thought he would help his lad out...(see below)

To the tune of Amarillo......



Sha la la, la la la la la
Sha la la ,la la la la la
Sha la la ,la la la la la

On my way to Munich
Really thought that Forest could do it.
But now Plymouth shame us -
Can't believe we used to be famous.
Seen us win at Old Trafford (oh oh oh oh)
What do you think of that?
Now it's Chesterfield
And I blame David Platt....

Is this the way to Chesterfield?
Did we get Platt instead of O'Neill?
Dreaming dreams of Chesterfield
And of the club we used to be
Show me the way to Chesterfield
Does no-one care how we feel?
Crying over Chesterfield
And of the club we used to be.

Sha la la, la la la la la
Sha la la ,la la la la la
Sha la la ,la la la la la
What a club we used to be.

Think we're on a mission
Not to show a bit of ambition.
We used to spend millions
Now we can't afford Gareth Williams.
Booing our own players
Really makes us hurt -
But there's barely one
That's fit to wear the shirt....

Is this the way to Chesterfield?
Did we get Platt instead of O'Neill?
Dreaming dreams of Chesterfield
And of the club we used to be
Show me the way to Chesterfield
Does no-one care how we feel?
Crying over Chesterfield
And of the club we used to be

Sha la la, la la la la la
Sha la la ,la la la la la
Sha la la ,la la la la la
What a club we used to be....(Repeat)




Thanks to Notts County Chris for this!!

what can i say...!!

was meant to be going..then I wasn't...
...about shat meself watching $ky in those added 4 mins!

pic - smithy & morten salute the (extremely damp)faithful...(getty images)

"we've had a meeting of the committee . . . The first prize in the raffle is a diving suit . . . no, it's a divan suite".

mr blog-dobowotsit did not like his previous picture...so here's another

nightmares on wax - les nuits
lemon jelly - stay with you
primal scream vs kate moss - some velvet morning (svm luke fair dub)
boston - more than a feeling (breaks mix)
bebel gilberto - august song
layo & bushwacka - love story (tim deluxe)

happy birthday red la' ...

went to attenborough nature reserve with deb & thomas today...

with lashings of ice cream (99 style)

and many mosquito style things..

yes yes yes yes and yes.

f****t beat as well....plus I won the sweep at werk..good afto all round

so to the blades next friday.....

oh, and by the way...did anyone listen to radio derby interview with john 'johnny' sleightholme on the way home.....michael hunt......mike hunt....oo-er..lol

5th in league

finally back to winning ways...still sixth though

this might settle 'em down now for the run-in

good to see rasiak, smithy getting amongst the goals again

welcome back johnno (radio derby's loss is george's gain)

http://www.faithfanzine.com/mixes/weatherallfuture.rm

proper 'anything goes' madness from back in the day..

i thank you.

killers - somebddy tlld mme (a.k.a. 'somebody told me'..agentlovelette 'de-fix' - mad as a bag of whatever)
http://agentlovelette.frogpunch.com/bootleggery/the_killers_-_somebody_told_me_(agentlovelette_remix).mp3 (right click/save job..not hosted here)
x-press 2 - smoke machine....looking fwd to new stuff
lcd soundsystem - daft punk is playing at my house

balearic splendidness....
simple minds - theme from great cities

thomas yesterday...